| @Janeunplain That's why I don't like Thought Catalog. | 22 hours ago |
| @MatthewKnell I absolutely would have shorted. | 1 day ago |
| @riannam @SunnyEckerle All I got out of that was bacon cereal. I guess I approve. | 1 day ago |
| Just got info from ATT - the spam text messages I never replied to charged me 4 times over two months. If you get this spam, call ATT asap. | 1 day ago |
| I bit my tongue earlier and it still hurts. #twitter | 2 days ago |
| When I read articles about Klout like this http://t.co/wksXgNAC all I can think of is this http://t.co/73czouZd | 2 days ago |
| .@SunnyEckerle just gasped out loud after seeing a picture of some cats. Gasped in surprised amazement. At a picture. Of cats. | 2 days ago |
| Having a hard time focusing, so I started making a webapp that will let me cheat at Scramble with Friends. | 3 days ago |
| @Janeunplain Party at the National History Museum in the Hall of Ocean Life, it was awesome! | 3 days ago |
| I'm sorry, were you not at a party with a life sized whale last night? http://t.co/hoPzwcBf | 3 days ago |
